Simon Says...

And more than a dozen ways to prepare for a bigger, better Mikdash

“We should build the Beis Hamikdash!!”

Really? Even if we could, are we even close to ready?

In this week’s class we learned about the mini-Mikdash, and more than a dozen halachic problems and pet peeves about what goes on with the holy places we already have. I also shared some easy tips from Chazal on how to merit long life.

Here’s a short clip from this week’s Torah class.

The entire class is available on my Rumble channel here.

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Simon says wear a mask.

Simon says wear two masks.

Simon says take off the mask.

Simon says put it back on.

Simon says signal your virtue and individuality with creative masks.

Simon says wear a yellow ribbon.

Simon says signal your virtue and individuality with creative displays of yellow ribbons.

Simon says engage in cultish public displays of concern for hostages.

Simon says show no concern for people injured by vaccines, and deny their pain.

Simon says wear orange to honor dead children with orange hair.

Simon says signal your virtue and individuality with creative public displays of orange items.

Simon says don't ask questions about October 7, just engage in the rituals.

Simon says obey the siren.

Simon says run to your shelter and huddle in fear.

Simon says keep your radio on over Shabbos.

Simon says wait for instructions and always listen to them.

Simon says go into that booby-trapped building or tunnel for no clear reason.

Simon says soldiers who lose their limbs for nothing are brave.

Simon says soldiers who get blown up for nothing are holy.

Simon says soldiers who refuse orders are criminals.

Simon says soldiers who have no mercy on their enemies are criminals.

Simon says haredim are criminals.

Simon says wave the flag.

Simon says stand in silence.

Simon says quarantine even though you feel fine.

Simon says keep 6 feet away from people.

Simon says call people who doubt Simon conspiracy theorists.

Simon says act like you are intellectually and morally superior for following Simon.

Simon says take a shot.

Simon says take lots and lots of shots.

Simon says signal your virtue and individuality with creative public displays of your vaccination.

Simon says get a green passport.

Simon says hate people who don't.

Simon says be terrified today.

Simon says be resilient today.

Simon says mourn today.

Simon says be ecstatic today.

Simon says be proud today.

Simon says be ashamed today.

Simon says be outraged today.

Simon says be indifferent today.

Simon says the IDF is brilliant today.

Simon says the IDF is incompetent today.

Simon says demand more war at all costs.

Simon says bring the hostages home now at all costs.

Simon says hate each other.

Simon says unity.

Simon says hate haredim.

Simon says keep letting Simon, and only people who work for Simon, tell you what to think, feel, and do.

I say no.